WELCOME TO THE FUTURE 
The worlds first direct brain to network interface.
That is Mr.4000
Electrodes planted deeply and complexly threw out the brains grey matter and triggered with specific thoughts. electrical pulses are enhanced with this and are connected into a windows 95 operating system that sends electricity back into the brain in feedback and can be processed as Morse code threw twitching eye. The skull is too fragile for all of the equipment so a strong aluminum dome constructed around it to support the weight and a camera with a screen provided to watch the screen. The mouse can be moved and can type words along with creating shortcuts to make communication easier with a program.
This would be easier if it wasn't so illegal.
Who knows maybe your going to be a MAYOR?
It would mean a LOT?
Obviously I haven't done this yet but i have been buying a whole bunch of mindflex toys and modifying them.
UPDATE 2011
New projects
Ive been working on some super secret stuff with Mr.4000 and its coming along great because we have it working now.
its really cool to have something like this because it can make me a really rich guy or something like that.
I couldn't convince anyone that it would work so I did it by myself.
am going to type out some stuff with my brain in a second.
hello tihs iss a testt
WOAH THATS SO COOL!!! I AM MR.4000!!
I took some people to day and it went well.